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f9bcba  No.390723[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

Internet Bloodsports Megathread

We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

Links, Information and Lore:

Full Timeline

http://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT

http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

Archived Threads:

http://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR

http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018)

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cb37bf  No.970670

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>969489

Now it is…

⚔︎+

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542f7e  No.958917[Reply]

This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class.

"I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course."

"He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course."

"I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course."

"Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids because we are both men in fact of course."

"I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons."

Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penisesPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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e69807  No.970429

poo

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c10187  No.125[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Welcome to /cow/! This board concerns lolcows, or fools who are unwittingly funny or can be goaded into being funny. We document, archive and laugh at the weirdness of the internet.

/cow/ has its own purpose and ethos independent of the rest of 8chan. If you're coming from /baphomet/, note that /cow/ isn't a random board, so new threads must be about lolcows. If you're coming from /pol/, note that /cow/ isn't /pol/; zero-potential threads for the subjects of news stories or viral videos and off-topic political discussion are both unwelcome. If you're coming from /sp/, /int/, or /icup/, please keep cross-board shenanigans in this thread. If you're coming from the Kiwi Farms, please read the current Kiwi or Null General first. If you're coming from ED, enjoy your stay. If you have any suggestions, banners, CSS, or board assets to share, please post them here.

Board Rules

1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>2.

Board News

• The style sheet was replaced by that of >>>/templeos/ in memory of the late Terry A. Davis. Following that, we changed it to celebrate /cow/'s fourth anniversary on 8chan. If you're on the spectrum and you wish to revert such temporary changes, you can use the backup copy of cow.css here: http://pastebin.com/mwsVagaw. All board settings, including current word filters, can be found here: http://jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/settings.php?board=cow.

• /cow/ is automatically archived at http://jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/cow/archive/index.html. You can find all other known archives with the links in the Rules page.

• VanKrause, founder of the original /cwc/, answered questions about the history of Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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265495  No.970381

>>970356

someone needs to put that octane in better hands

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d7884e  No.251757[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

HAPPY 2019

Post your picks for who's going to get rolled in a carpet and thrown off the great bridge in the sky this year.

PRESS JULAY TO PAY RESPECTS TO

2017:

Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison

2018:

TotalBiscuit

David Katz

"Chloe" Sagal

Terry A. Davis

Nux3D

Clairetato Hartley

2019:

Jaquie Beckwith

Sol Pais

Kairo Seijuro

Etika

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0f4d6f  No.970344

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81ea02  No.970673[Reply]

Join for insanity

We are full of the mentally ill

Join for a brainfuck

Active chat. Little rules.

discord code -> eZvYkCmAGx

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18d8a1  No.682384[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Did we ever manage to get info out of this tranny?

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d56f88  No.952711

oh yeah

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a91d4c  No.953325

>>952487

I think it's better to get sucked off by a tranny then be the tranny doing the sucking

A rather based move from the /tv/ BO

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74816f  No.954216

>>953325

Didn't he have a mental breakdown about it? It's one of the reasons that he more or less disappeared for a few years

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9309db  No.970384

.

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b83d0d  No.970672

Anyone here still have a webm of the video, now that pornhub went down the shitter?

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6901ea  No.728344[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Alright cutting the bullshit. A summary of what’s happened;

-Timbox is an autistic manchild who obsesses over Genndy Tartakovsky Cartoons, more recently Samurai Jack and his love interest, Ashi

-He has sperged over her since her first introduction, but has admittedly slowed since March 2018

-He now spends his time on twitter desperately trying to gather a crowd of followers who can then “attack” /cow/, completely unaware that blatant pandering appeals to literally no one.

-He also dumps on Trumps cuz “Orange man bad” (and also since Tara Strong, The voice of Ashi, hate the Drumpf.

Links to more information on Timmy;

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki" is rarely Updated so it shall be removed.

Previous Thread(other previous threads are on the ED Page); http://jthnx5wyvjvzsxtu.onion/cow/res/595614.html

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a41698  No.970659

>>970589

>>970656

Don’t defend this freak you fool. Tim is bad news!

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c0bf39  No.970661

>>970589

>>970656

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1k06-EW6jo How can you defend this moron after he fapped to a cartoon penguin inside a mcdonald's?

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bb99bc  No.970662

>>970656

>creative pursuits

WHAT "creative"? It's just two cartoon fanfiction shit that look like that concept could've come out in late 90s instead this generation

Timbox only cares about himself. As if anyone defend him over a cartoon

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542bca  No.970663

>>970662

That's true. He doesn't care about anybody else but himself.

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23ac49  No.970671

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This what will happen to tim if he ever went to a anime/comic convention.

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adb08e  No.719801[Reply]

Has there been a thread on this guy before? There isn't anything on the catalog. He has a foxdickfarms thread. http://foxdickfarms.net/threads/johnny-neptune-elvismongo-plssnpploff.29856/

I saw on the front page that he reported some anon tothe fbi. A quick google search found that he is actually quite a cow, and being from 8chan, i'm disappointed there isn't a thread on him yet.

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663297  No.858745

>>858572

>underage

no thanks

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320e54  No.859128

His son is a bit of a meme as well. Used to post on /r9k/ every now and then and made weird vlogs. He tried to join the navy but that didn't work out. Now he's a soundcloud rapper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_ObkS4tVw4

http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCykhRZORxkMpG2R3cGHJ32A

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0f35ff  No.859344

didn't he and that 54m faggot have some beef on r9k halfchan? that alone makes him p based, no one likes that fat alcoholic jew

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7970ba  No.970253

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Johnny Neptune is still busy being the grain of sand in your condom.

He has turned his meth-fueled Trump Derangement Syndrome on >>>/freedomzine/ as of late, and the BO is using the same tactics >>>/n/ and >>>/newsplus/ used on him… He'll run out of IPs or meth; one of the two, eventually! >>>/freedomzine/4696

Rumor has it that, in some of his antics, he recently foolishly gained the attention of the very organization he was threatening to use as a weapon against anons! Good luck with that!

I, for one, wish him aHAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!and look forward to the day when all those who use lefty Marxist tactics to silence dissent from mob-rule are PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD forever…

>>>freedomzine/4373

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444aa3  No.970660

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>>970253

The "Persona" known as "Johnny Neptune" is still around. Mostly on >>>/pnd/ now, with his "NOBODY CARES" comments and continuing TDS, even though the election was over half a year ago.

There's a thread documenting some of the Leftist Idiocy he has exhibited on >>>/freedomzine/ and >>>/newsplus/ over the last couple years:

>>>/freedomzine/4373

He thinks he "single-handedly destroyed this place!"

What a joke!

He's definitely prolific. He has no other life than trying to make everyone else as miserable as he is.

He even constantly bothers the FBI, turning in anons for being, (in his active imagination) "Domestic Terrorists", (including dufus Jim!) Imagine the FBI being forced to take someone like Andrew McGovern seriously!

One cannot imagine a more miserable excuse for humanity.

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c6aa97  No.461101[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Lol this guy is cringe af and do a lot of disgusting things in some of the streams

http://youtu.be/tf7bm2JU2lQ

Also he accuses any player better than he of using "hacks"

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3c4bf5  No.952255

>>952138

Only a nigger would like something because of titties

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9868a1  No.952482

>>461128

>>461143

The Pokemon franchise is 23 years old and is one of the most profitable franchises on the planet.

You'd have to be an infant to not know there's a fagdom surrounding it, quit playing high and mighty on a fucking autist stalking forum.

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cb716d  No.952504

lol

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f3c038  No.967791

VERLISIFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fc9e3e  No.970658

>>596443

Hey, that's me from over three years ago.

I'm 18 now. Nobody's posted anything here in two years, about.

This website is dead, still.

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91ef2c  No.970657[Reply]

Analog Devolved is a Comicsgate lolcow.

> The ultra-far left will always win. Antifa will always win.

> I know Philip Reeve also loves the film and agrees all copies of the book must be burned to preserve the sanctity of the film.

> My power over the internet is absolute and I have Antifa guards and far left socialists like Putin and North Korea's Kim Jong Un protecting me. Even IF you managed to dox me the nukes would come flying in a hail of extinction which I would be safe from in my private Phobos-Grunt space station.

> I have called @JuanActimel to activate Ali and dispatch him to Kuala Lumpur. Ali should be able to place kittens around Bryans house to guide the North Koreans.

> Trust in Baba Vanga comrades! Our beloved Wikipedia stands strong and uncorrupted by Bryan's lies. Our beautiful Reddit and friends justarandommer, Koncorde and Battery Included have been reporting to me daily and assure me Bryan can't tell people about us there.

> You are CENSORED! you tried to vandalize our beloved Wikipedia page for the Mortal Engines movie and have doxed too many of my agents already.

> Bryan says I am LARPing but he can't explain my power. How did you get banned from everywhere Bryan? Why do Wikipedia and redditors follow my commands? Even your mother believes in Analog Devolvedism. It's not a LARP Bryan, it was all foreseen by Baba Vanga and deep down you know this.

> Enjoying your meds? Mortal Engines is the greatest film of all time. Ali is coming.

> I WILL be president. I'll never die. Enjoy your poison lunch [and dinner].

> Koncorde, batteryincluded, boing and boo999 will all be leaders. The capitol was liberated on Jan 6th. [Or isn't it, REALLY?]

> You can't stop progressive socialism.

> Comicsgate IS the future. Republican party national socialism is analog devovledism. North Korea, prepare the nukes for Kuala Lumpur.

> Bryan is convinced there is an international conspiracy of right wingers and ultra-far leftists knownPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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42bc1e  No.161837[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

So for about 3 years now some crazy autist or troll(s) with a lot of time on their hands has been posting the same screen caps of forum posts and other things Barney related whenever a pony thread or image gets posted on a 4chan board that isn't /mlp/. Luckily Barneyfag only posts his shit on 4chan and hasn't moved to 8chan.

Some links

http://x86x2.deviantart.com/

http://archive.moe/_/search/image/9OPfyX8lx2548mlmd5bQhw%3D%3D/page/79/

http://kiwifar.ms/threads/barneyfag-x86x2-revved-savior-of-4chan-shitposter-that-is-triggered-by-barney.10780/

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03ba48  No.970481

>>161839

I mean he is somewhat based

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84825b  No.970526

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966609  No.970578

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e0b13d  No.970597

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3005f0  No.970655

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36f40a  No.970592 [Reply]

Join for insanity

No blacks allowed.

ghettogaggers.com/jMFTDCD564

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bb6ba2  No.592588[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

http://theslumsofelwood.forumotion.com/

This forum is dedicated to true and honest fans of the children's TV show Arthur. There is some very strange stuff going on here.

On the surface it's a lot like other insane fandoms with its share of bizarre fetishes, creepy "art" and general degeneracy. But browse for a while and you will soon realize these people are seriously fucked in the head and potentially dangerous.

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5df131  No.960435

Binky is going in the gay bathhouse inside gay hotel/casino in the basement. To try to find love in it. And will have soup for dinner. At a soup restaurant called gay soup kitchen.

We see Binky in the gay bathhouse with a towel wrapped around his waist. A young one came up to him who felt Binky's penis. Binky like that and will ask him his name.

"May i ask your name please," said Binky, "For my name is Shelly Barnes call me Binky."

"My name is Hank," said Hank, "And sure i will call you Binky."

"That is a nice name," said Binky, "We can you know do it."

"Why thank you," said Hank, "And yes we can do it in one of our rooms. We can go eat dinner and do it later."

"Sounds good to me," said Binky, "To the soup kitchen and get some soup."

Hank agreed to that. They both got chicken soup. And decided to gamble. They can in that place because that place is illegal. They might just be kids but they know do it means sex. Now we see Arthur and them playing games after dinner as their parents was playing slots and two of them are playing poker at a table and one playing blackjack at a table.

"Arthur your good at video games," said Buster, "You are also good at pinball and beat the high score once."

"That is true," said Arthur, "I was happy then until i got falsely accused of stealing quarters."

"Yes but i proved you innocent," said Buster, "And you got to come with us to the picnic."

"That is true," said Arthur, "We sure had a good time at it."

"We sure did," said Buster, "We ate and played at it."

Binky and Hank did it in his hotel room. See what happens next chapter.

After sex Binky sees Hank in pain in his scrotum. He has testicular cancer after all. So Binky took him to the hospital. The doctor said they need to cut off his balls.

Now in the hospital with Hank getting ready to be castrated to remove the cancer. He will only get his balls cut off. His scrotum will soon be totaly flat with nothing inside of it.

"Well Hank time to remove your balls," said the doctor, "You will never havPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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5df131  No.960444

Hank got discharged from the hospital. He is still healing so no gay sex until then.

Buster is a bit nervous but not to bad. He just might pull it off. He just got a bit less nervous. They can sure tell. They know it just might work after all. So he went inside of that place. He decided to sound femine as in gay voice.

"Welcome here," said the man, "You can stay in room 232 across the hall from where Binky and Hank stay in."

"Thank you baby," said Buster, "Do you have a gay bathhouse?"

"We sure do," said the man, "Nice to see a femine kind here. We have some others here."

"Yes of course," said Buster, "And my name is Greg Martin."

"I hope youlike this place Greg," said the man, "You are free to us it of course."

He took secret photos of the inside of the place. Next chapter they turn it intothe police as evidence.

They went to see the raid from the outside of course. They saw the SWAT team in using ak 47's and heavy armor. They went inside of it and arrested them all including Binky and Hank. But because they are minor's they were realised to their parents. Binky and Hank wont face any crime because they are under age 18. But will get grounded at home of course.

"So Binky is going home now?" said Arthur, "Or does he go home with us?"

"He is going home now," said Brain, "He will be in big trouble at home."

He told them that it had glory holes, sex room, and naked swimming and such. They know for fact Binky and Hank will be grounded for 1 or 2 months. Which is grounded for a long time. They are glad the gay hotel/casino is now gone.

Binky got home grounded a month same as Hank by his parents. The owners is in jail facing counts of illegal prostitution, minor prostitution, trespassing, minor drinking and gambling, having kids use the gay bathhouse, running an illegal business. They face a long time in prison. See what happens next chapter of this story.

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5df131  No.961324

File: 73f2e80702347bf⋯.jpg (96.01 KB, 974x792, 487:396, Fern.JPG)

What the fuck is this?

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86c990  No.961860

>>961324

Amazing

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bafc10  No.970591

>>788868

>Favourite joke: People thinking I'm straight

Audible kek

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bb0ed8  No.861586[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Steven_Bonnell_II

The ultimate intellectual, the final form of debate, the most brilliantest galaxy brained Rick and Morty watcher ever. The all-knowing god who totally doesn't exist had to make him 4'0 to compensate for the heavy weight of his wrinkly brain.

His stupidity and failed antics could fill twenty books. So, I think he definitely deserves a thread.

>Shitty LP streamer who admitted to jerking off to jailbait porn with his friends in his esports days

>Serial adderall abuser

>Unironic communist booklicker who wants to groom children to be pinkos

>Open pedophile who argues for the "ethics" of child rape and says child rape wouldn't be so bad if we'd just groom our kids to enjoy it

>Sends his minions to spam places like KiA and /pol/ for views. When they get banned he posts pictures of his tiny penis

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6f85ef  No.970418

>>862164

I think jontron was either drunk or high af when he said that. From the sound of his expression it just sounded like he wasnt focused on his words.

I really wish he would upload more often, his Flextape epic was one for the record books.

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6f85ef  No.970419

File: 831e85f2d65c354⋯.jpg (30.84 KB, 650x341, 650:341, CommonSense.jpg)

>>915590

Blow me.

I had a fuckin reddit account without any issues from mods or admins,..I made a post cheering the NYPD Officer who said "Trump 2020" over his loud speaker and my account is locked for 3 days.

Go count the crabs on your mother's twat.

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482260  No.970498

File: 4357b42d56f3a94⋯.gif (6.65 MB, 346x346, 1:1, a_609fc0bcb5d05145a0095e29….gif)

>>861586

Is this the fag who argues with vaush?

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20d054  No.970505

>>966981

how did these get leaked? lmao like who did it

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72a309  No.970584

File: 7307972509238bf⋯.jpg (6.83 KB, 225x225, 1:1, images.jpg)

>>970505

have you heard the legend of tribesman the chad who bullies e-celebs ? thought not its not a story that you would hear cuz abusolute mad lad made everything on him despair to live a normal life

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d30ba7  No.405608[Reply][Last 50 Posts]

PREVIOUS THREAD (#13)

>>282400

http://archive.is/sUQI3

NEW TO THE RIDE?

Jerry's saga as a lolcow has gone on for years and more and more people are discovering it as he becomes more reviled in the communities he's in. If you're new to these threads, give this a read!

http://pastebin.com/XxLm69Uv

http://archive.is/jL5KY

PREVIOUSLY

Follow a quick summary of last threads highlights here:

http://pastebin.com/9R3TPM8b

http://archive.is/btY3L

LINKS

http://lily-peet.tumblr.com/ (Tumblr account required to view. Take note that the blog WILL show up as a 404 if your account has been blocked by Jerry, so make a throwaway if need be. Read below on how to archive!)

http://lily-peet-nsfw.tumblr.com/ (Was temporarily back up for a short while before being taken down, also requires a non-blocked tumblr account)

http://www.youtube.com/user/Bhalspawn (Remember to archive videos if you can. See below for details.)

http://www.paypig.com/Valkyrstudios?ty=h

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51345e  No.970225

>>962811

>Peet wrote a weird rant about how Christianity is fascist compared to Judaism

Literally every major leader in Satanism Jewish. You don’t even have to post on /pol/ to see that. It’s something even the church of satan admits.

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e6c108  No.970452

Exciting News! i think.

He made a new Twitter because his second Twitter got suspended! How long until IP Ban for Ban evasion?

http://twitter.com/lilian_orchard/

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8a27be  No.970472

File: 07f0bcec43bee4f⋯.png (148.63 KB, 635x457, 635:457, _stares_in_redchannit_.png)

>>956084

looks like miranda cosgrove if she got merged with all of the game grumps

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8a27be  No.970473

>>970222

>forced young kid to preform striptease for him on webcam

what the fuck

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e6c108  No.970582

File: caa499718c288d6⋯.jpg (67.58 KB, 540x625, 108:125, tumblr_c6701ddb06141867dbe….jpg)

Lily just claimed her ex raped her!

http://archive.vn/qVtrW

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